1. I have a cold
2. I pulled a muscle in my chest doing a pull-up yesterday (first and last time I’ll do pull-ups this year)
3. The muscle is very close to where my heart is
4. Sneezes use most of the muscles in your stomach and chest area
5. I am unable to contain sneezes.
6. The result: a contorted face full of fear for what’s about to happen while I try and hold the sneeze in, only to fail and let it out in one uncontrolled burst. Then I clutch at my chest like I’m having a fucking heart attack. Then sniff and wipe my nose with the other hand while bent over. Finally, I clear my throat. To gather myself.
Just take a second and picture this in your head. This has happened at least 10 times today.
Fair to say, I’m a man destined for great things.
I like this song. I like this album. I like this band.
(Source: yzzie)
This is actually the funniest word in the English language, if said correctly.
(Source: fuckyeahhowimetyourmother)
Did you guys know that today is Dance Like a Chicken Day?
Chicken dance will never get old
Take a look at this image, You see embedded spirals of green, pinkish-orange, and blue? Incredibly, the green and the blue spiralsare the same color.
The reason they look different colors is because our brain judges the color of an object by comparing it to surrounding colors. In this…
I dunno…
It sucks that students on semesters have to call early may their first day of summer. It’s 50 degrees.
